Assignment 13 - Erin Caudill

Many people argue about what is wrong in our society today. Among these arguments, many people bring up technology being a major factor in the lack of communication in our society. Those pesky teenagers rarely pay any attention to the world around them and instead just look at a tiny little screen in front of there faces. How DARE they use a device that makes life and communication so much easier and accessible. This is a proposal to ban the usage of ALL technology. And when I say all, I mean ALL. Technology is basically anything that has made life easier. Cars? From now on everyone has to walk because technology is such a horrible thing and we wouldn't want to make life easier and make trips quicker for people, that's just outrageous. And forks? No, eat with your hands like real, functioning human beings. However, these rules only apply if you're considered a millennial because how dare you all get to use something you all didn't work for. Middle-aged people and the elderly are the only ones who get to pass on giving up technology because they are the only ones who know how to work for something.