My favourite inanimate object is probably a pair of
sweatpants. I could totally imagine them doing exactly what society depicts
them as, being lazy and laid-back without a care in the world. I think they
would wake up, not even bothering to shower or do any personal maintenance, and
then call in sick to school or work (depending on the age). The older ones
would look a little rough and run down because of all of the wear and tear over
the years. Throughout the day they would sleep, watch Keeping Up With the
Kardashians or maybe binge watch Netflix, and eat whatever was in arms reach. I
don’t think sweatpants would have much ambition in their day-to-day lives because
society expects so little of them and already has an idea of their
capabilities. There is a hint of self loathing evident in every pair of good
sweatpants since they could be so much better, maybe a pair of skinny jeans or
even khakis if we’re getting crazy, but they will never be able to reach those
standards of sophistication.
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