Sunday, March 26, 2017

Assignment 20 - Erin Caudill

So I'm really horrible at a number of things, and one of those things is tying my shoes like a normal person. Once upon time, I was in second grade and still couldn't figure out how to tie my darn shoes. No, my friends, I never did quite learn how to tie my shoes like everyone else, but instead I tie my shoes in - what I think is, at least - the most sensible way. Of course, this leads to many "Erin, why do you tie your shoes so weird?" and "Here, let ME teach you" comments when my peers see how I tie my shoes, but I refuse to accept help. We're not doing any of that bunny nonsense, we're gonna learn how to tie shoes the Erin way.

First off, you literally just need a shoe. Put said shoe on your foot. Now, start tying your shoe like you normally would, but once you get to making the "bunny ear" make two. Two? Yes, two. Then just tie those two together and voila, you've successfully tied your shoe like me. "Is that really how you tie your shoes?" Every single day of my life, yes. "Do you really not know how to tie your shoes any other way?" Yup, and I refuse to change my ways now.

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