Assignment 14 - Joseph Cook

My fam doesn't really have any Thanksgiving traditions, but we have one [heck] of a Christmas. First, my brother wakes us all up at 4:00. Except for mom, never disturb mom's slumber. Next, we open presents, since I am the least favorite child (probably) I always get the least presents. Next my father makes a keesh queesh one of those egg pie things. It always has bacon and ham and eggs in it. then everybody stops communicating with each other as we explore our new gifts. Then, my mother, wanting to be Christmas spirity makes us all play games that require human interaction. Then we sleep. The End