Assignemnt 13-Kathleen Gibbs

While driving through the streets of Lexington last Monday, I noticed several ways to make sure your kids stay safe on Halloween. Many children want to dress up like little goblins or the grim reaper, in all black. To ensure the utmost of safety for your children, allow them to wear all black and dart across the street whenever they like without providing any reflectors or flashlights. This way, cars will be very prepared for these micro-pedestrian crossings and stay a safe distance away from your children. Better yet, allow your children to dress with a striking resemblance to either presidential candidate, when people see your little diplomatic terrors, they won’t feel any impulse to harm your child. Due to the recent legalization of cannabis in many states, the fear is that your children may be put in danger of their first encounter with marijuana. Be sure and try ALL your kids candy before letting their little mitts at it, this way you might enjoy Halloween too. Stay safe out there!